Russian Lessons

What We Learned in Russia

1. You didn't wear four inch heels every day this week? Fail.

2. Teaspoons are literally just that- tea ONLY spoons. Everything else is eaten with spoons of gargantuan proportion.

3. Have exact change ready in the checkout line, or prepare to face the dirty looks of haughty cashiers.

4. Ketchup and mayonnaise go on everything. 

5. Tea keeps you warm all day long, really!

6. Do not mess with babushkas.

7. The 'bus' will stop anywhere... if you can get the driver's attention.

8. Street clothes are a no-no in the house. Straight into your sweat pants you go!

9. Regular flour and potato flour look an awful lot alike...

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